Blowing in the wind: Apple’s presumed failing

Rest assured that the Apple doom train continues to chug along whether you choose to ride it or it ever stops at Cupertino or not.Writing for Gizmodo, Rhett Jones says “Apple Is Blowing It.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Bart.)“Blowing what?” you may ask. Let The Macalope assure you it is blowing all the things. Let us hasten to the enumeration of the blowings, for there are many blowings to be enumerated and we would not want to leave a single blowing behind.
The Apple’s starting to fall far from the tree
Translation: I am driving to the outskirts of town to buy these incorrectly-used Apple metaphors from Dirty Ray’s Misplaced Metaphor Market and Vape Shop.To read this article in full, please click here