America's least-streamed country singer now has a federal security detail

Bug-eyed FBI Director Kash 'K$H' Patel has turned the federal agency into a personal concierge service, dispatching SWAT teams to shadow his country singer girlfriend Alexis Wilkins and flying cross-country on a government jet for what appears to be a taxpayer-funded tour of conservative fan fests and date nights. — Read the rest
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