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Microsoft finance slang defines the eternal optimist: The 'hockey stick on wheels'

Thursday October 23, 2025. 10:45 AM , from TheRegister
The wheels on Copilot's hockey stick must be giving off smoke by now
Microsoft's finance division has a term for an overly optimistic projection that seems to march backward year after year: the hockey stick on wheels.…
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