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Just because you can render a Doom-like in SQL doesn't mean you should

Thursday September 11, 2025. 07:45 AM , from TheRegister
CedarDB pushed to the limit in improbable gaming experiment
The world has moved on from making Doom run on increasingly ridiculous devices. Now it's all about porting it to the most inappropriate of languages. Cue DOOMQL, a version of the shooter written in pure SQL.…
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