CompSci teacher sets lab task: Accidentally breaking the university

Hey! Teacher! Leave our network alone!
Who, Me? At the start of working week, it can sometimes feel like you’re just another brick in the wall and the next five days will require you to carry weight for others. To ease you into the mucky business of exchanging your labor for currency, The Register therefore uses each Monday to offer a fresh instalment of Who, Me? It’s the column in which you admit to escaping your errors and emerging unscathed.…