After a long lunch, user thought a cursor meant their computer was cactus

Reg-reading heroes snacked on their woes and solved problems with extreme speed
On Call The biggest days of the festive season may be behind us, but demand for tech support never stops. That's why each Friday, even this one, The Register shares stories of fixers forced to help flummoxed fools in On Call – the reader-contributed column that celebrates your successes.…