Muppet broke the datacenter every day, in its own weighty way

Mr Snuffleupagus turned out to be all too real and bad at database resilience
On Call By Friday the weight of the world presses down upon even the most enthusiastic IT pro, which is why The Register uses the last day of the working week to lighten the load with a new instalment of On Call – the reader-contributed column in which we tell your tales of struggling out from under tech support burdens.…