Innocent techie jailed for taking hours to fix storage

Hello, hello … what have we here? One very dangerous storage admin, if I'm not mistaken
On Call As Friday rolls around, The Register knows many readers are a little fatigued. Which is why we use this day to bring a fresh instalment of On Call – the weekly reader contributed column we hope amuses you enough to shake off a week of tech support torpor and traipse into the weekend with a smile on your dial.…