Amazon Tells Warehouse Workers To Close Their Eyes and Think Happy Thoughts

Amazon is telling workers to close their eyes and dream of being somewhere else while they're standing in a warehouse. From a report: A worker in one of Amazon's fulfillment centers, who we've granted anonymity, sent 404 Media a photo they took of a screen imploring them to try 'savoring' the idea of something that makes them happy -- as in, not being at work, surrounded by robots and packages. 'Savoring,' the screen says, in a black font over a green block of color. 'Close your eyes and think about something that makes you happy.' Under that text -- which I can't emphasize enough: it looks like something a 6th grader would make in Powerpoint -- there's a bunch of white space, and a stock illustration of a faceless person in an Amazon vest. He's being urged on by an anthropomorphic stack of Amazon packages with wheels and arms. There's also a countdown timer that says 'repeat until timer ends.' In the image we saw, it said 10 seconds.

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