Dave's not here, man. But this mind-blowingly huge server just, like, arrived

Ganja believe it? The customer couldn't when their box went up in smoke
On Call The Register understands that by Friday afternoon readers may reasonably contemplate a drink or two. So to give you something to talk about should you visit a pub in search of such libations we therefore present a fresh instalment of On Call, the column in which you share your stories of tech support jobs that left you a little worse for wear.…