Trump's sex slave, a photogenic ghost, and Madonna going bald in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer'
'Trump Tied To Epstein Murder Cover-Up!' screams the cover story.
With its inimitable elegant grasp of the English language, the 'Enquirer' reports that Donald Trump 'diddled a member of Epstein's teenage harem and was the target of a blackmail plot.' — Read the rest
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