MacMusic  |  PcMusic  |  440 Software  |  440 Forums  |  440TV  |  Zicos
jesus
Search

Jesus appointed me House Speaker and Moses, says MAGA Mike Johnson (video)

Wednesday December 6, 2023. 10:59 PM , from BoingBoing
MAGA Mike Johnson spoke to a group of Christian nationalists last night, claiming he has been having late-night chats with Jesus recently. Being a humble servant of God, he was surprised to learn that Jesus unexpectedly appointed him as the next Moses, tasked to lead an imminent 'Red Sea moment.' — Read the rest
Read more at BoingBoing
https://boingboing.net/2023/12/06/jesus-appointed-me-house-speaker-and-moses-says-maga-mike-johnson-...

Related News

jesus Homophobic Bridget Ziegler should be fired for being bad at at her job, not for having sex with a woman, says former student [video] BoingBoingDec 18
maga Vivek Ramaswamy tells CNN's Van Jones to "Just shut the f*ck up" (video) BoingBoingDec 18
johnson Billie Eilish plays stunning rendition of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" (video) BoingBoingDec 18
moses OpenAI's In-House Initiative Explores Stopping an AI From Going Rogue - With More AI SlashdotDec 17
mike Satisfying minature pottery video BoingBoingDec 17
appointed Doggo looks high and low for owner, who is right there — in Xmas tree costume (video) BoingBoingDec 16
says RFK Jr. gets proven a liar in comical shut down by CNN host (video) BoingBoingDec 16
video Ukrainian MP drops grenades at his own town meeting: 26 wounded (video) BoingBoingDec 15
house MAGA man says he would vote for Trump even if he was smoking crack with Hunter Biden BoingBoingDec 15
speaker Elephant smashes car window with people inside and rummages for snacks (video) BoingBoingDec 15
jesus Japan beach mysteriously covered in countless dead sardines (video) BoingBoingDec 15
maga Lawmaker accused of touching Marjorie Taylor Greene gives unsavory response (video) BoingBoingDec 15
johnson Bull on the loose running along tracks at Newark's Penn Station (video) BoingBoingDec 14
moses Trump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trump (video) BoingBoingDec 14
mike You are guilty until proven innocent says MAGA lawmaker on House floor (video) BoingBoingDec 14
appointed Protestors shut down LA freeway for miles today, leading to fights and 75 arrests (video) BoingBoingDec 14
says "I am Skinny Santa" — Obama visits pre-K kids in Chicago (video) BoingBoingDec 13
video Incredible dolphin with thumbs spotted in the Ionian Sea (video) BoingBoingDec 13
house Rep. Raskin perfectly compares Biden impeachment mystery to Agatha Christie novel (video) BoingBoingDec 13
speaker Israel "will suffer the wrath of Allah," says lawmaker on Parliament floor before dropping from heart attack (video) BoingBoingDec 13
News copyright owned by their original publishers | Copyright © 2004 - 2024 Zicos / 440Network
Current Date
May, Mon 20 - 03:55 CEST