Ask a builder to fix a server and out come the vastly inappropriate power tools

Sure, go ahead, make more dust while I deal with a client who doesn't care about redundancy
On Call With Friday upon us, the green-thumbed among you may have some gardening planned for the weekend. Before you dig into that chore, The Register presents another instalment of On Call, our weekly reader contributed tale of being asked to get into the weeds of malfunctioning tech.…