Joe Biden dying and a UFO cover-up in this week's dubious tabloids.

'National Enquirer'

'Is Biden Dying?' asks the cover story.

Aren't we all?

But rather than address such an existential question, the 'Enquirer' promises to expose the 'shocking truth about Joe's health at age 80!'

Apparently the president is 'ageing overnight' – doesn't everyone? — Read the rest