Watch Ora the Borzoi commit at least six crimes

This is Ora, she's a Borzoi, and she has a gloriously long snout. She's also recently committed at least six crimes, complete with video evidence:

Impersonating a police siren

Muppet assault

Stalking

Operating a landscaping company without a license

Indecent exposure

Straight up murder

Ora is part of Jacob Chattman's Borzoi clan ('Esper