This chair should be doused in holy water, wrapped in caution tape, and locked away

There is one chair with a face that I would gladly invite into my home anytime, and that is the lovely Chairry from the iconic television show Pee Wee's Playhouse. Unfortunately, not all chairs with faces are Chairry. If I saw my armchair grinning at me like the one in this photo, I would be sleeping with one eye open. — Read the rest