Fake trailer for all those "White Middle-Aged Man Travels Around Again" shows from Britain

This one's for all you Anglophiles out there. This hilarious fake trailer by British comedian Michael Spicer really captures the spirit of British travel shows and their often insufferably smug hosts. Here's a transcript of the trailer, which alternates between the host providing voiceover and the host talking to the camera:

I've been up and down the country, discovering the rich tapestry of this sacred isle. — Read the rest