Thor the Grumpy Masturbating Walrus has found a new home in Iceland

Back in December 2022, a walrus named Thor stopped by the town of Scarborough in the UK, presumably to catch a glimpse of the annual New Year's Fireworks celebration. But Thor got a little too excited about the prospect of seeing some colorful explosions in the sky, and began furiously wanking on the docks, causing the town to cancel their fferalestivities. — Read the rest