Hip-hop septuagenarians Pete & Bas know how to party on Christmas

If there was ever a time for subtitles, it's for Pete & Bas' 'You Know It's Christmas.' As the story goes, these blokes got into hip hop later in life and have been killing it ever since. (via Everlasting Blort)

The lyrics, 'cause you're going to want to sing along:

Bas:

Dip chicken in the Bisto gravyWife chugging on a glass of the BaileysPassing a glass of the Four Bells NavyFill another cup and I'm 'bout to get wavyRound mine, yeah we do it up properlyI'm drunk, can't nobody stop meSanta's smoking and talking CockneyFeeding the dog the leftover broccoli

Pete:

Born in a barn, JesusPaid too much for the central heatingIt's the festive seasonSnooze on the couch the wife got the meat inBig baubles danglingMonopoly, last one standingJust got a nice rose gold on the wristAnd a brand new rod for my angling

CHORUS:

You know it's ChristmasWhen thе snow begins to fall (this is the Christmas feeling)We lovе this feelingSo we party all night long (it's Santa live and direct)

Bas:

I'm off my nut like walnut whipHot tub for the late night dipGet bubblyChampagne in a glass, that's lovelyI like my roast potatoes chunkySpend so much on the kids this year, if the wife found out she'd dump meAnd I think they bumped meThis recliner just ain't that comfy

Pete:

Brand new gifts for the grandkidsWrapped up like a mummy in a bandageNan's on the Christmas dinnerFilms on the box and a glass of the liquorWho's naughty or niceTidy motor and I paid half priceChuck us that mistletoeAnd hold my mulled wine while I find my wife

CHORUS:

You know it's ChristmasWhen the snow begins to fall (this is the Christmas feeling)We love this feelingSo we party all night long (it's Santa live and direct)

Bas:

Get drunk, get JollyPass out cold in a Tesco trolley I'm steamingBB gun for the grandson didn't show mum but his face was bleeding BeaminWhat a wonderful eveningBets on the Black Jack game I'm dealingFood could have done with a bit more seasoningI'm in love with this Christmas feeling

Pete:

Red nose like RudolphDid it in the kitchen CluedoBoxing Day, Frank BrunoAte so much I'm a sumoBest of the Christmas cheerSmoke my fag and I drink my beerFamily I love sincereWe done quite well do better next year

Bas:

Dancing on the kitchen tableWife keeps swigging the wine, she wanna twerk on meMy my, would you look at the time, I need saltAnd lemon or lime inside this whiskyNo parsley for me, I need sprouts and a pig in a blanketI'm checking the pamphlet for New Years flights to the Maldives Swigging a pint at the family's Christmas feast

Pete:

So snug in me Christmas jumperWarm down south like a land down underSplashed on the Secret SantaGood gear in the box no wonderNah, outdoors tundraInside with the bassline pumperYeah, Here comes the governorNumber one and there ain't no other

CHORUS:

You know it's ChristmasWhen the snow begins to fall (this is the Christmas feeling)We love this feelingSo we party all night long (it's Santa live and direct)You know it's ChristmasWhen the snow begins to fall (this is the Christmas feeling)We love this feelingSo we party all night long (it's Santa live and direct)

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