Royal scandals, UFOs and Jeffrey Epstein's "murder" in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer'

'Dying Queen's Deathbed Decrees!' screams the cover story. 'Charles forced to RETIRE! Frantic final push to save the monarchy!'

She's a frail 95-year-old, but the Queen is neither dying nor on her deathbed, and the monarchy doesn't need saving, though it could certainly use a better PR agency. — Read the rest