Two Capita staffers to double up as non-exec directors, get keys to corporate biscuit barrel

Meet Murphy & Browne: Not a crap cop show, but the pair to represent 63k poor employees
Less than 0.6 per cent of Capita's workforce applied for the two non-exec director roles that afford the lucky winners – if that's the right term – a seat on the board and possibly an executive biscuit budget.…