A madlibs science fiction plot generator

Grether Labs's Science Fiction Plot Generator can sure pick 'em: 'You are friends with a talking fireplace, and you are working to solve this ancient puzzle before the creatures consume you'; 'You are a cyan-eyed cartographer who is finding the awful truth beneath this false utopia, and who is struggling with the terribly thick underbrush and terrible isolation'; 'You are friends with a penniless government agent, and you are working to gather the spice before the computer system becomes self-aware'; 'You are a science fiction writer and activist who has been made obsolete by a small perl script.'