Ozzy app maker cancels hump day: We've tripled profits! scream slackers

Wednesday off every week? OK, you have our attention
Wednesday, colloquially known as 'hump day', tends to be regarded as the toughest of the working week. Furthest from the weekend in either direction, distracted eyes flit constantly clockwards in anticipation of medicinal refreshment or simply just leaving a bureaucratic hellhole.…