Parliament to vote on Brexit today

Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal with the European Union finally comes before parliament for a vote today. The deal is expected to fall short, leaving Britain with several more difficult choices, but the margin of May's defeat will be a strong influence on which way it goes.
No-one really knows what will happen, but there's some agreement on the margin-of-defeat issue.

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║ Margin of Defeat ║ Possible Outcomes ║
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║ May wins ║ Frankenbrexit ║
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║ 50 votes or less ║ EU offers concessions ║
║ ║ Quick 2nd vote ║
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║ 50-100 votes ║ More negotiations ║
║ ║ Late 2nd vote ║
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║ 100+ votes ║ No deal Brexit ║
║ ║ Soft Brexit ║
║ ║ General election ║
║ ║ 2nd Referendum ║
║ ║ Vote of No Confidence ║
║ ║ Backbench rebellion ║
║ ║ Currency collapse ║
║ ║ Zombie horrorcaust ║
║ ║ Global Thermonuclear War ║
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