Choire Sicha, New York Times advice columnist

Internet funnyperson Choire 'Awl' Sicha (previously) has a new gig: New York Times advice columnist; Sicha is not fucking around either: 'The only circumstance in which you can ask this woman out is if she sends you a literal ink-on-paper invitation to do so, like, in calligraphy and maybe with a seal stamped in wax, which would be awesome. (Also might mean she’s a vampire?) But, sure, you can totally ask her out if you don’t care about (1) her security about working with men in any capacity forever or (2) your career! Then have a blast, cannonball as many lives as possible on your way down the trash chute.' (via Kottke)