The neurotypicals are smearing butter directly on cutting boards and calling them "butter boards" 

Move over, charcuterie boards. Butter boards are the hot new thing! I guess not TOO hot, though, cause then the butter would melt and slide off the board and then it'd be a total mess. 

So, what's a butter board? It's a wooden board smeared with butter and then topped with all kinds of things both sweet and savory—think honey, fruit, nuts, edible flowers, and more. — Read the rest