Tucker Carlson aghast at Jon Stewart's rare condition: "He's shrinking" (video)

A highly alarmed Tucker Carlson was the first to report on the breaking news about Jon Stewart last night. The comedian is shrinking!

'He's shrinking, and disheveled, and very short! Really short! Too short to date?' questioned the faux news investigator who once said it's best to marry a 'nice and hot' date who cries when she's mad. — Read the rest