Whatever you do, local news, don't write "Cops kill innocent teen in flashbang fire"

'Albuquerque police reveal cause of death for teen killed during SWAT standoff', writes KOB Eyewitness News, obscuring as far as conceivably possible any implication that Albuquerque police were the cause of death. The 'exonerative tense', reportage written in a universe where no human ever takes action, is again at hand. — Read the rest