Monkeypox is a Chinese bioweapon in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer'

'Hollywood's Fakest Boobs & Bottoms Exposed!' screams this week's cover story, with the promise of 'Implants! Lifts! Nip/tucks!'

Doing what it does best – ogling vast expanses of female cleavage and protuberant posteriors, while pouring scorn on their owners – the 'Enquirer' has a team of six cosmetic surgeons review photos of celebrities and declare, without a physical examination, whether they are real or fake. — Read the rest