Butter-scented air freshener and all-purpose meat spray make my world go round

Omega Mart has all of my meat-related needs, and I couldn't be more delighted. All-purpose meat spray? Check. They even have butter-scented air freshener, which I like to use as a cologne. It works wonders for my self-esteem. I'm on my way right now to buy the 'collectors edition sliced meats', which are perfectly sliced and packaged inside of DVD cases. — Read the rest