For sale: midwestern Indiana conservative home with full-on strip club in the basement

Located in the ritzy Geist area of northeastern Indianapolis, Indiana, this five-bedroom midwestern conservative home—done up in tasteful shades of wood, brown, beige, and cream—is for sale by owner at $799,000. Located on a quiet cul-de-sac. the 'serene neighborhood,' according to the home's Zillow listing, boasts 'zero crime, wildlife, lake views, [and is] close to shopping and interstates.' — Read the rest