Max Headroom had a Christmas song and special and they're both weird as hell

Max Headroom is certainly one of the strangest things to come out of the eighties. Take his 1986 song 'Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You're A Lovely Guy),' for instance.

It starts:

There's an old man on a sleighWho's like me for just one dayWhen he bestrides the world like a huge co-co-co-colostomyHe gets no presents, no funAnd he's forgotten when he's doneSo here's a little giftA little song to him, fr-fr-from me:

Really puts you in the holiday spirit, don't it? — Read the rest