First 'Floa-lloonicle' in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Heinz is presenting a 'Floa-lloonicle' in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, a first in its 95-year history. A what? Their 'Gravy Pirates' 'Floa-lloonicle' is part float, part balloon, and part vehicle.

Past that awkward portmanteau, there's a lot to unpack from its description:

Bringing the magic to Thanksgiving morning and making its mouth-watering Parade debut is the HEINZGravy Boat featuring a band of Gravy Pirates! — Read the rest