Mary Poppins updates her most famous song with "GOP's-A-Cult-For-Scammers-Liars-Thugs-And-Traitors"

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle aye, um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle aye… Jim Jordan is a scary twit whose scandals are quite crass, Ron Johnson is an idiot, Josh Hawley what an ass, There's Tommy Tubes and Marco Rubes and Batshit Marjorie, A bitchy backward buncha boobs, Now throw in Lady G…

Mary Poppins' job is a lot more complicated 57 years after her stint with Jane and Michael Banks. — Read the rest