How might the stock market react to the forthcoming Pentagon report on UFOs?

In June, the Pentagon will release a report containing 'a detailed analysis of unidentified aerial phenomena data and intelligence' collected by the US Office of Naval Intelligence, the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force, and the FBI. It'll be interesting to see if the report confirms the existence of extraterrestrials (highly unlikely), the possibility that a foreign government has much more advanced aeronautical capabilities than the US (somewhat likely), the fact that weird stuff appears in the sky and we haven't been able to conclusively identify what it is (very likely), and/or that there's been a pretty incredible failure of US intelligence (even more likely). — Read the rest