Earth, if it were listed on Zillow

Comedy writer Isabella Giovannini imagined Zillow listings for our home planet. From the New Yorker:

Earth (TWO WEEKS ON ZILLOW)This STUNNING open-concept planet is STILL available, but act fast—it is HOT, HOT, HOT! Old-world fire meets modern methane. 0 BR/19,000 volcanoes. — Read the rest